If all the socks were the same

There'd be no reason to complain
Wild animals would magically become tame
Everyone would win every game
If all the socks were the same.

All the crazies would become sane
There would no longer be any pain
There'd be no bad people to blame
If all the socks were the same.

A masters degree would be easy to obtain
Every pine tree would have a candy cane
All the bad drivers would stay in their lane
If all the socks were the same.

No one would call anyone a bad name
You'd hit every target you'd aim
Your shirt would never stain
If all the socks were the same.